£200 for the first Hour
£100 for each additional hour
£250/ 90 mins
+ Session space hire fee
50% deposit at the time of booking
50% balance on the day
Deposit non-refundable
60 day transfer window
Overnight Booking
45 mins consultation required
STANDARD RATES
VIRTUAL
Virtual Consultation for in-person sessions
£30/ 30 mins
£45/ 45 mins
Questionnaire completion is required before the meeting
100% deposit at the time of booking
Non-refundable
Virtual Session
£50/ 15 mins
£90/ 30 mins
£130/ 45 mins
£160/ 1 hour
100% deposit at the time of booking
Deposit non-refundable
VANILLA (NON KINK)
£40/ 15 mins
£60/ 30 mins
£80/ 45 mins
£100/ 1Hour
Video or Phone call
100% deposit at the time of booking
Deposit non-refundable
SOCIAL DATES
From £100/ Hour
2 Hour minimum
50% deposit at the time of booking
Balance paid on the day
Deposit non-refundable
60 day transfer window
SUNDAY ROAST & FLOWERS
£100/ Hour
2 Hour minimum
Available on Sundays in London
100% deposit at the time of booking
Deposit non-refundable
KEYHOLDING
£100/ Week
A 2 week advance payment is necessary to initiate this service.
POWER HOUR
Let's cut to the chase.
£150/ Hour + Session space hire fee
100% deposit at the time of booking
Deposit non-refundable
60 day transfer window
DIRECT BANK TRANSFER
SAFER CHOICE - READ MORE HERE
PAYMENT METHODS
BEFORE SUBMITTING YOUR BOOKING, PLEASE UNDERSTAND:
1. Brief or superficial responses will not be considered.
2. I expect thoughtful, detailed answers that demonstrate genuine interest.
3. One-word answers or low-effort replies will result in immediate rejection.
Important Notes:
This is not a casual enquiry form. It’s the first step toward securing a session.
Disrespecting these guidelines = permanent blacklisting.
Need more space to articulate yourself?
Email book@tealrevel.pro with the subject line “Session Application: [Your Full Name].
(Same standards apply. Emailed enquiries must include equivalent detail.)
INSTRUCTIONS
1. Fill in the booking form below.
2. While awaiting my reply, review my diary for availability (note 3-5 dates/times that suit you).
3. Re-read the service details for your desired session type.